a long one

Is A very Long penis.
-Can be used to attack people, maybe harmful!
-Usually Used for sesso (Sex)

"He had a long one"

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that was a close one

It means, almost.

is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"

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Murder one's

A term used for sunglasses

Yo nigga those some nice murder one's you got

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One Erection

The proper name for the stupid ass pop band one direction

Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber

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Day One

A female partner who has stayed with you for a long time through good and bad times.

Happy birthday to my girl and my day one, I will love you till the end

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Murder one

Another saying for first degree murder

Ted just got convicted of murder one, now he's going to ride the lighning.

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party for one

to make a lot of ruckus while doing something alone. having way too much fun with yourself. while this term is often dirty and implies masturbation, it can involve anything- from playing a drinking game alone to a one-man game of Dance Dance Revolution.

neighbour #1: "what the hellis that noise next door? is larry having a party."

neighbour #2: "more like a party for one."

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