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Penguin is something really good
That new iphone is fucking penguin
Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin
A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.
i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho
Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours
Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.
Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.
An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.
I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
its the best animal alive
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