straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!

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Bell-Pipe

Basically; a penis. A pipe with a bell on the end.

The bell on the end of the penis.

Bell-Pipe is open to multiple interpretations.

Do with it what you will.

Lucas, you're a fucking bell-pipe.

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pipe ride

when someone is the persons bitch & are all about them. it's almost like there the persons third nut or 2nd vagina. (pipe is another meaning for dick) & since your on the persons dick a.k.a pipe (on a persons dick also means being the persons bitch/obsessed with them) you mind as well ride it! since riding pipe doesnt sound right its switched around to pipe rider. (pipe rider sounds much better then dick rider) its catchy to say right?

- originated in springfield pennsylvania

girl: omg kelly always likes all of ryan's status's & alway's texts him & stalks his life & gets jealous of other girls he talks to.

girl 2: wow she pipe rides the shit outta him.

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Mike the pipe

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.

True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"

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laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

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Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

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Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

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