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Rule 34

A term to describe putting nude body parts on a persons body so it appears they are naked.

β€œRule 34 needs to be stopped. It is going too far!”

by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 14, 2021

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vulture rule

To apply the vulture rule means to raid a base in the game Star Trek Fleet Command of one of your own alliance players or from a friendly alliance player. Who is unable to come to the game (Real Life permissions/ shield = share) and will lose the resources nevertheless by enemies.

This rule is applied many times by the alliance VHL of Server 146 (former FEF) and found its origin through the playstyle of NightSlammer.

Ok boys, we can not reach him through discord nor any pings ingame work. We will kick him and vulture rule will be in effect. Enjoy the feast!

by NightSlammer August 20, 2021

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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

by NoneCanHandle November 8, 2021

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Rex Rules

A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.

Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:

* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.

"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"

by bdollarsign December 8, 2017

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gimlican rule

the rule that any 1 entity is considered as one person or objective, mainly in contests to kill large numbers.

no matter the size, strenght or condition, it still "counts as one."

the battle for minas tirith:

*legolas just took down a huge Eliphaunt with 3 arrows straight to the head*

gimly: That still counts as one!

this is known as the Gimlican Rule of Kill Measurement.

by semois November 10, 2011

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Golden rule

When you see a Eugene reach in his backpack itscha time to run

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack I follow the golden rule

by Mr poopybutthole November 28, 2017

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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless β€œbrutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a β€œracist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that β€œteen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

by 1Icemonkey May 31, 2019

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