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A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.
'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'
Coined by a local hobo overheard during WABC7NY coverage of the 1993 failure of the Sonic the Hedgehog Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, this appears to be a term related to what the man was smoking out of his crystal meth pipe when he saw the balloon deflate.
"Jeepers creepers! I gotta stop blazing this Coney Island Rock Salt! It looks like that big fucking balloon is coming right towards me!"
Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man
Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you
Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what
Jerome:I did bath salts
Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU
Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. “Toting”
Wendy ate my cake. I salting on the weng yes.
When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms
Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .
Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt
Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.