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Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered
Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist
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Coke-Bottle Fisting (CBF) is a sexual technique usually practiced by experienced homosexual partners and includes the following steps:
1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.
I heard that kid from Bryn Mawr is into CBF.
Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.
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The greatest man to ever live. He walks arround breaking people's faces and causing various limbs on his victims to explode (also known as Fisting). Do not fuck with his shit, or he will Fist you. Based on the greatest anime ever.
If you say one more thing to me, I will Fist you like The Fist of the North Star.
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When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.
"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"
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Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links
Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.
Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.
Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.
PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
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When you spray your hand with AXE body spray and light it on fire, then you shove your hand up somebodies ass.
Randy is so sweet last night he gave me a fiery fist of pain!
Awwww thats so cute!
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