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When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.
He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.
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Small, hard, round, turds,
Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.
Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.
You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.
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When you're anally penetrating a female with your erect penis and, in your dominance and glory, decide to release a small amount of urine into her asshole. After all, why not?
"I was banging that bitch I met in the bar last night and was balls-deep inside her ass when she thought I came. She asked "Was it good for you?", and I replied "Not yet, you dirty whore! That was just a Mexican leak! Now shut up and hop back on my dick."
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When smoking marijuana with a group of people and you ask everyone if they want to "Mexican sweat" whatever you're smoking, (be it a pipe, joint, bong etc.) and if everyone agrees you take a hit BUT DO NOT EXHALE until the mary comes back to you.
Smoker #1: Let's mexican sweat this joint.
Smoker #2: Aight
Smoker #3: I can't hack the mexican sweat!
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While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.
The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.
Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.
Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"
I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...
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seeded marijuana that is grown in large quantities outdoors in mexico and is very tightly compressed for mass shipments, hence the name mexican brick, it is usually thought of as real shitty dry brown weed but that is not always the case, usually it's mids sometimes a little above average mids, the good mexican brick will have a healthy green color, not too many seeds, and have noticeable orange hairs, this type of commercial outdoor weed can generally be picked up for $100 an ounce
person 1: yo man I got some dank for $50 an eighth
person 2: haha I got some mexican brick for $50 a half
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Someone who moves earth manually by hand, shovel,bucket etc. They have no real backhoe's in mexico hence the term.
Look at that lazy fuckin mexican backhoe standing on that shovel. I should kick his ass and make him work..
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