pee-hole

1) The external urethral orifice. In men, also the orifice through which sperm is ejaculated.
2) A location where one urinates. Connotatively, this location is not an established facility for whizzing, but instead a "found" location. A very rudimentary outhouse.
3) A startling variant of pie-hole.

1) I have a burning sensation in and around my pee-hole.
2) The porta-potty was totally rank, so I found a nice pee-hole in that foliage over there.
3) Dude, shut your pee-hole.

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pee shooter

that little ball of semen that explodes out of one's penis after sex or masturbation

Ben told me that after he banged Jerry's sister, he had to rock a piss and had the biggest pee shooter ever.

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pee-shaw

BULLSHIT (hey, I first posted the word, so this isn't bad)

"Yo bro is commin home from juvie? Pee-shaw!"

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Pee Brain

You right now for searching this.

You have a pee brain

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peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.

Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.

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pee-boning

The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.

Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.

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faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

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