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When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.
Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.
Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.
When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.
A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.
Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.
A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.
My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.