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People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.
Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.
Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.
That bitch Amber is crazy! We need to call the Boston police department, if you know what I mean.
The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.
I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu
When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.
Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.
Samantha: A police box?
Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
Obviously not looking at this mini Chad
I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night
“Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”
The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police