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Touch of the Burgers is a phrase used to describe someone who is in some way socially off. Could be subtle, could be blatant but one thing is for sure, the person in question is a social mongoloid. Touch of the Burgers is in reference to Asperger's syndrome and should not be confused with touch of the downs.
Tomtron: "Tyler is really overprotective of his red rubber ball. He bit me when I tried to pick it up!"
Antron Prime: "Seems to me like that boy's got a touch of the burgers."
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To touch something when high that has the effect of a feeling comparible to an orgasm. usually with, but not limited to, cannabis and ecstacy
Stoner1: dude man, this stuffs the shit!
Stoner2: dude man, i know! im so high i just had a touch-gasm trying to get my phone from my pocket!
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Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.
Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.
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used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head
Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo
Person 2: So?
Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man
Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
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Phrase used to indicate that a person's ancestry may include person(s)of different race.
There looks like there's been a touch of the tar brush in that family.
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A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.
Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.
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masturbating, to wank
I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.
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