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The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.
The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"
Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
A particularly preppy hairstyle worn by men with brown curly hair that resembles a small wave moving from the front hairline backwards to the rear, but most often seen with part on the left side.
"That hedge fund manager has mastered the Nantucket Wave and it looks great with his boat shoes."
group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience
The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.
The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.
The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave
Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
A song made by Glass Animals that goes like
Sometimes, all I think about is you,
Late nights in the middle of June,
Heat waves been faking me out,
Can’t make you happier now.
And a lot more.
Man: have u heard of the song Heat Waves?
Man 2: nope.