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the Futhank you wave

The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.

The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.

I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave

by dred_lox May 16, 2014


solelipsisism

Solelipsism- the dreadful sense that you know what the iPhone user is going to type as the three dots linger on your texting screen

As he pleaded with his ex to take him back for the unpteenth time, he was delighted to see an active text dots appear after so many cruel and barren months of being ghosted. Alas, 'twas only a case of solelipsisism when the reply "stop" followed by "forever " dropped onto the LCD of his wretched heart's screen

by dred_lox February 24, 2016