wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

Wet Wendy

Urinating in the sink of a Wendy's ladies restroom.

Bro i just pulled a wet wendy

wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

wet worm

Its a 20 by 10 highly lubricated dildoe that homosexual males (Garrett Stepp) use when they pleasure one another

"As garrett stepp woke up the next morning with a sore asshole he shouted to his partner man that wet worm was amazing!"

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”