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When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.
Sheâs trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.
It's a feeling one gets when they are describing something spiritual or experiencing a spiritual phenomenon.
I had an intense out of body experience yesterday. I felt totally connected to the Universe. Wow! I'm getting a spiritual tingle.
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The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.
John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.
When youâre headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.
Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.
When you canât afford the real Yeezys, and you head straight to Temu for the Temu Yeezys.
Hey did you know you can buy Yeezys from Temu? No man, those are cheap Temu Yeezys.
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When youâre way less than an expert youâre a lesspert.
Iâm not an expert, if fact, Iâm more of a lesspert, but it looks like your tire may be flat.
When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and youâre covered in soap suds.
She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.