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When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.
(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!
Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.
“That movie is a mind wipe.”
“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”