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The only fish that can change genders,
My childhood was ruined
person 1: are you a clown fish
Clownfish: I am
Person 1: are you a boy or girl?
Clownfish: both 🖕
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when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...
dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned
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I don't want to go out tonight. I'd rather stay home and "fight the clown"
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Bozo the Clown
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
I never want to see that woman again, so I gave her the "Bozo the Clown" so she would never come back.
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a gentleman (usually identifying as straight) who only fucks drag queens (men dressed as women for performance purposes)when they are "painted" or in full drag.
Dude, Jerry fucked like three drag queens on his business trip to taiwan. Don't tell his wife. He's a total clown fucker
hey baby, watch out for that man, he's a clown fucker. Tonight, he'll give you a good pounding, but the minute your make up is off, he'll be out the door.
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A single person who walks into a fast food place but has orders for a bunch of his/her friends.
Bill: Hey Bob, I think Jimmy could use some help out front.
Bob: But it's only one customer.
Bill: Yeah but he was a clown car, the guy ordered 4 subs.
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Ass-clown (Ass klowne)
A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Call the police, that man has been attacked by an Ass-clown!
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