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The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.
I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.
When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"
Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."
Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.
example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"
A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person
Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can