A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.
Eli is my daddy
a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off
stay away from eli, he’s toxic
Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.
Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!
eli is a bunny cumsponge that will literally bark for anything.
isnt that eli? you mean that bunny cumsponge??
Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)
« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »
the definition of eli is Eli-hillbilly,fatass,Drinks moonshine,White redneck,uses chainsaw,when you ft him he always carries a tool
Bro have you seen eli he was last seen being told by the cops to go back inside the house