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A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."
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Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.
When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF
A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."
"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
the sad emotional face you make to trap a guy into thinking you're vulnerable and need rescuing, ultimately allowing you to manipulate him for your own selfish needs
Sarah used her trap face so often, she forgot when she didn't need to use it.
A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.
Damn you see that girl at the gym?
Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.