Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick
Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand
When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
"Have you ever heard of Abolition Garden?"
"Yeah, it's a shit server."
1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning
Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...
A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.