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Gardening

In contrast to grinding, gardening is about making money slowly but surely without over exosting one's slef. The seeds are your goals which you gradually grow by watring them (working on them) to have a graden of money making crops.

Person A: you still on the grind boy?

Person B: nah, now I'm gardening.

by Foramen Magnum June 22, 2022


Gardening

Smoking weed/getting high

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand

by MysteriousTrashJuice July 31, 2024


Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022


Garden City

A town full of snobby, nasty, white kids who think they're better than everyone. The women in this town are ugly, stupid, white women who look down on minorities. The men are rude, fat guys who drink their lives away. The kids are horrible. They mostly come from white, republican, catholic families and scared of minorities. They're all racist and evil. Bottom Line: Garden City is a terrible place for people of color.

Boy 1: "Yo, did you hear about those stupid white bitches that died yesterday?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, those dummies were from Garden City.:

by FuckGardenCity February 25, 2022


grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

by Tamicakes January 17, 2022


Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020


Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.

by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021