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General trolling material to use on someone who disagrees with you. Similar to "X IS SECRETLY AN AL-QAEDA GROUP" or "X DID WTC"
Person: No, I like bicycles
Troll: Then you hate America and did WTC.
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To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.
Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.
They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?
After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.
Thus the reverse hate wank was born.
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1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.
2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.
3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!
(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
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When a girl says I hate you...it really means I hate you. Don’t take it the wrong way...no, she does not love you...she really hates you, and do not want you around her!
Youve caused a lot of damage. I hate you!
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What one says when they get bullshitted in halo. Or an excuse for them sucking at it.
Player 1: Man, why do you suck at halo so much?
Player 2: Bungie hates me.
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Player 1: Man, that was total fucking bullshit!
Player 2: Yeah, bungie hates me.
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Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
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The extreme version of a hater
Someone who dislikes everything and everyone and constantly voices his criticism of everything/everyone. This person is often angry with others for offending him in some way and his CONSTANT griping will mark him as a "hate-asaurus rex" rather than merely a "hater." Additionally, a hate-asaurus rex typically calls other people "haters" in an effort to disguise his "hater" comments.
Anthony: Stop being mean to me; you are such a hater! Why'd you change..you don't look good in shorts OR skirts! (...and this type of person would keep complaining...)
Gina: Hey! Stop being such a hate-asaurus rex!
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