pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

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Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

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Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

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blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

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fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

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Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

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Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

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