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heavy shoulder

a girl or guy that can be hard or annoying to deal with in a realtionship.

she's nice and all but she's a heavy shoulder

by JJkillin February 14, 2018


no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.

I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…

by pizdyetz_malish May 30, 2012


heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018


heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014


Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 27, 2022


heavy on the

repeated after a phrase to emphasize, highlight, or affirm a key or pivotal word in a sentence.

You thought you was gone win, heavy on the word thought.

by we gone get you a citation July 16, 2024


heavy gdear

it means summut proper mad or cool or wicked mush

yo cameron geldard when you shagged them sheep that was a heavy gdear

by mendy the nonce September 12, 2021