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You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!
The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!
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A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.
My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.
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A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".
"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."
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Your vagina 🐱
Chill out fat ma, You acting a fool today
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eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time
Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!
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(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period...its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat...day..
-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the Pepperidge Farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.
-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you
you got for free at your soccer camp...and lets rock
these rolls, baby!
Amelita "eww..whats she wearing?"
Carlos "her sweats and a soccer shirt!"
Amelita "ohhh...."
(together) "FAT DAY!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
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Coined by Washington DC's DC101's morning Jock, Elliot Seigel, Stupid Fat is a nickname for Brian "Flounder" Schlossburg. He is known for Making his former girlfriend cry on the air. As well as his Saturday night event, Flounder's Mashups, and his Fat Man Run. Smell my face
Elliot - "Hey Stupid Fat! Get over here and Smell my Face!"
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