Let's just be friends

What a girl says when she's not interested in a relationship with you, but just wants to be friends with you. That is literally it. She does not owe you a relationship, or sex, or anything for you being nice to her. You can't bitch and moan about her "going for the douchebags" or going for guys who will "treat her like shit" because that's just you refusing to believe that any woman /dare/ not be interested in you, so you make yourself believe that it must be something wrong with her.

Sorry, but she's just not interested. Either you move on while being friends, or you stop being friends. You can't turn a yes into a no, no matter how much of a "gentleman" you are.

1: Hey, we seem to enjoy being around each other and share some of the same interests. Would you like to go out some time?
2: No thanks, let's just be friends.
1: I respect your decision and will not bitch and moan about how all girls are sluts who only go for guys who treat them like shit, because I can take a rejection without letting it bother me.
2: Wow, you're a normal human being!

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Just Do It Bag

A bag, manufactured by sportswear company Nike, that is the ultimate in chav fashion at this moment.

A: My sister just bought a Just Do It bag.
B: Shoot her... Shoot her now...

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Dude, she's just not

Into youuuuuuu

you you youuuuu.

Dude, seriously. She's just not into you.
Dude, she's just not

Just A Fox In Socks

Foxes love socks.
Some foxes sit in boxes.
Some foxes drink cement.

It's Just A Fox In Socks.

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

Just Jam-It In January

When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.

Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.

RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January

i just arted

a strong and bitter desire to be artistic, usually followed by a comedown

"Hey honey, wanna let u knowi just arted. i' made this lil painting, if ur wondering why im sad n pissed off for a few days"