Rick

He'll never gonna give you up
He'll never gonna let you down
He'll never gonna run around and desert you
He'll never gonna make you cry
He'll never gonna say goodbye
He'll never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You should always hang out with Ricks, Ricks are cool to be around with!

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hes a galactic drug dealer and he has a stupid grandson companion morty hes basically god.

Timmy:"mommy can i be like rick whe i grow up." mom:*watches rick and morty series"no."

rick isssss soooooo cooool.

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A great and loyal friend who is super fun to be around. The life of the party. Totally hilarious. Very generous and kind. Thoughtful. Will totally smoke you out and then buy you a frappuccino. Likes adventures. Smart, witty and deep.

Person 1: "Hey dude, where'd you get that frappuccino?"

Person 2: "Totally Rick!"

Person 1: "Of course! I thought you looked like you were having the best time of your life. Rick is so awesome!"

Person 2: "I love Rick. He's so much fun!"

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Rick is just simply one of the most amazing people you will ever have met in your entire life. He fills your life with happiness. Likes to flirt but you cant help but flirt back. He's a real sweetheart. You will want to be with him always. You'll fall in love with him.

Awe!! Rick is awesome! He's so sweet!!

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Rick

Rick is a super dad! An all knowing all loving father and husband. Having a Rick as your Father or Husband automatically makes you the luckiest person in the world!

My dad is Rick!

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Rick

Verb: The post-coital act of sucking the frothy mixture of semen/lube/fecal matter (a.k.a. Santorum) from your gay lover's anus.

OMG, that boy's booty was delicious...I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when he asked me to kneel down and Rick Santorum!

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He want to tell you how he’s feeling. He’s gotta make you understand. Rick will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

You know who Rick is? He’s the best Rick there is.

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