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when you get a left a smoke that is right down to the filter usually only getting one small draw from it
look at that feg thats such a baddis left a smoke,
A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
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the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
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When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
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a position in sex where you have knocked knees and if affects your pleasure.
daaaang man, i got so left/made bowlegged last night i couldn't stand up straight for a month.
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Full blown Lesbo or Gay boy and is secretly a hoe for it.
Just saw she has a left thumb ring , no wonder everyone thinks shes a huge lesbian slut.
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A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.
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