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An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
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A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.
Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.
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A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank
Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.
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A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.
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The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like
omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.
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a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy
"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"
"mk martha"