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The feeling of being absolutely stoned.
Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?
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matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!
A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?
A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick is mini
Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects
Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!