Sleepy Feet Don’t Eat

Basically if you sleep too much or procrastinate you won’t get anywhere in life.
-J

Person 1: Dang I missed the time period to register for that thing.

Person 2: Aye man sleepy feet don’t eat

the bigger the feet the bigger the meat

This rule applies to anyone who has a "glizzy". Basically, the bigger your shoe size, the bigger the thing in your pants is.

Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"

6 feet under club

a club in which members are necrophiliacs. a parody on the mile high club.

Hey, I just joined the 6 feet under club!
Well that explains the maggots on your c***

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You smell like feet

Someone who smells bad

Joe you smell like feet

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small feet in a big world

A guy that wears a size 9 for smaller in shoes. Also, known as womens feet.

Mike sure has small feet in a big world.

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beat your feet

run, important for you fitness, there is one motto that says.... "the bigger the feet, the bigger the meat".

according to my school system, we have some weird people.

8000000000|D

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goofy off your feet

being really drunk, fucked up, intoxicated,

you so drunk you are goofy off your feet

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