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When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.
Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"
the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling
An easy shot at doing something
This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball
Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?
The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.