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mathy chiekman panty

a term, generally used by college students, to describe the man they fantasize about

11 puls one is 12 mathy chiekman panty!

by jenis June 16, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.

my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

by steve s (hillbilly) October 5, 2007

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Liquid Panty Remover

In the early to mid 1980's, Southern Comfort put up a few billboards (this was when alcoholic beverage companies & cigarette companies were still allowed to advertise on television, in magazines & on billboards... and, as I recall, it was less than twenty) in various places throughout the United States to test a new marketing strategy. (Viral marketing was not yet a thing but companies were constantly trying to hook the US consumer on a phrase or a jingle. Mcdonald's & Pepsi consistently had the most popular ads during this time.)

The billboard was quite simple. It had a bottle bottle of Southern Comfort to the right and the words "Liquid Panty Remover" (in brown letters, each word having its own line) to the left, all on a plain beige background.

Several women's movements were outraged and so they were (often) featured on the front page of newspapers and (sometimes) made the lead story on network news... all without showing the sign or even saying the words "Liquid Panty Remover." (This was a time when newspapers were still relevant and there were no 24 hour cable news stations since cable television was still in its infancy.)

After the uproar, Southern Comfort quickly took down all of the billboards and I think they moved that particular ad to men's magazines such as Playboy.

Man to Woman: "That is a hilarious billboard! Liquid Panty Remover! Ha!"

Woman to Man: "You're a disgusting pig... blah blah blah... BLAH! Are you even listening to me?"

Man to Himself because Woman has stormed off in a huff: "HaHaa...Liquid Panty Remover. Good stuff."

by rmx_ August 16, 2019

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panty dropping kryptonite

An individual capable of dropping the panties of another, commonly abbreviated to 'PDK'.

Tyson: Hey Nykola, are guys with afro's much of a PDK for you?

Nykola: Oh my God yes, and Bruno Mars is the biggest Panty Dropping Kryptonite of them all!

by nosyT July 18, 2014

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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

83๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 18, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.

Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

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