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gets all the girls and is good at rubiks cubes also the people who dont like him live in dirty, dirty, closets with stinky socks
guy 1: hey guy 2.
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: i'm the real wyatt
guy 2: your so cool
A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.
Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.
The shit, most crunchy, munchy, awesomest thing ever!
Man, that shit was so ronchy real, man, so ronchy real.
you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.
you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record
A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”