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Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down
Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH
COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.
Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
Stay true to your word or commitment.
Stringer: You don't have to worry about Wee-Bey. We can trust him.
Avon: Bet?
Stringer: No doubt. Once he commits, he's gonna stand on it no matter happens.
A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
“Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”