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better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 11, 2024


gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 14, 2017


snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020


Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 19, 2023


in the can

Completed project or assignment

Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"

by chrisssy226 April 4, 2024


Lose one's shit

To lose control of one's behaviour, to the point of verbal and/or physical aggression.

We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think

by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020


snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 13, 2023