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An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.
The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.
Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.
An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
this bitchs cherry taint kept me from suckin the nipple
The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.