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High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.

The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.

Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!

Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.

Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.

You go to high tech high school?”
“Yeah.”
Shut the fuck up

by ifuckinglovemetal November 10, 2021

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

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art tech high school

a school of stoners, posers, degenerates, and one republican. Art Tech highly believes in accepting other peoples beliefs, except for non-pot smokers whom are damned to burn and fester in the fiery pits of hell (and we also dont like anti-videogame cunts like Hilary Clinton).

art tech high school student: What's a mexican?

by Brendon Trueb November 14, 2006

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High Tech Schools

Not what theyr all worked up to be. All schools are extremely small and filled with drama and kids who think they are the shit but really are no better than kids at regular schools. actually they might be worse.

HTH-the school everyone thinks is the best
HTHMA-the one NOBODY thinks is the best
HTHI- the one that the freshmen took over and made the "stoner school"
HTMMA-probably the most layed back of all the schools, but the kids are just as bad as all the other schools in the village
HTM- has some of the snobbiest kids on the planet. it's like all the evil stuck up kids of the world got together and decided "hey, let's go to HTM!"

regular kid: hey, i got into High tech!

High tech schools kid: i'm so sorry

by ilyrawrrrgurly December 21, 2010

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hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021