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Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.
The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'
OR:
'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'
'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”
Z- “This ham is funny…”
J- “You’re funny ham?”
D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)
When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!