Bunched

To be at the maximum level of hungover a human being can possibly sustain.

I’m so bunched this morning I’m going to binge watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch and eat left over Taco Bell

bunch

affectionate term used when addressing a good friend, often accompanied by adjectives like silly, cutie, funny and alike.

"You know what I don't understand? How come... ?"
-"Oh, silly bunch. That's just an urban legend."

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Bunching

1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”.

2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more.

3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings.

1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!!

2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry.

3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused.

Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment.

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bunch

A considerable amount of things of the same kind.

I've got a bunch of speeding tickets.

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The Bunch

short for tv show "The Brady Bunch". Fans of the show think they sound hip when they talk about "The Bunch".

We used to watch The Bunch every day after school.

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bunched

To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.

Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.

Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.

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a bunch

your type of guy. with the hair and the voice and the thighs to carry your weight. with timidity and aggressive masculinity, softest ness and toxic mess. protective, anxious, lovable dragonfly. gorilla bud, dancehall dub. eyelock lover, steamy shower. wordsmith's badass anvil, autumn trip to Paris.

your type of guy. your type of fly. your typo of predictable, predicament coz walls are stemmed.

your type of guy. with the touch and the kiss and the breath to bring you to life.

Rob, in case this is misunderstood again, its meant to be a bunch of compliments.
Duh
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