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A football videogame series that will guarantee that you throw your controller like kizer did against the packers in '17
" I divorced my wife because of madden2013-now"
‘have yous done the homework’ ‘aye i’ve just finished it the now’
knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.
Ex: lmao lmao lmao
Ha lmao now brown cow
Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow
An interjection used by African American people when someone says something absurd or ridiculous, often followed by a scorning takedown of what was said like the world has never seen before.
White person: "Racism doesn't exist anymore because lynchings and segregation have been outlawed."
African American person: "Oh, now..."
A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something
Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!