NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!