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Penguin

a cool bird who can slide on snow and ice like nothing, will kill you on sight.

Penguins have took over the world.

by UkieHacker March 10, 2021


hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General January 31, 2016


Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010


Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.

1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.

by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010


Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguins who dress in Pizzas, a pink beanie, and glasses. All of them are green and don't accept any other color penguin because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins (Or AAPP) survive off of puffles and penguin souls. Their weaknesses include Orange puffles, a hungry mob, and a pizza chef with an appetite. If you are faced with one of these creatures, smile cause your probably on one of CherryCheese's videos.

"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"

by CherryCheese November 24, 2019


pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014


Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.

Sharks and Penguins is a standard.

by Watashiwaaaa November 1, 2021