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When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .
Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...
Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)
A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server
Join Penguin Server discord.me/penguin
It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.