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This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.
Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.
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someone that is extremely cute, imagine if bugs had ears how cute they would be.
That girl over there is cuter than a bug's ear
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A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.
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It's when someone tells you something in your ear secretly.
She yells to her friend, let me put a bug in your ear. She hadn't seen her in quite a long time.
She relunctly went over to friend she is afraid of bugs. (She whispered in her ear). LoL
Her friend told her a secret.
(It's a code between two people
or who is aware of the meaning).
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One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia
Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.
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A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.
Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"
Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."
Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*
Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."
Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
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Frat boy party trick where you host a charity event and end up raping everyone there
Hey Adam, should we pull the old lady bug tug on Delta Nu?
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