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Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).
"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."
Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.
The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.
When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.
I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.
The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.