The New Jersey of Canada.
New Brunswick sucks.
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New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.
In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.
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The only reason I might refuse to move to Europe when I get a life.
But hey, the other big cities are pretty damn good, too!
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That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
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How people from Boston pronounce New York
"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can
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Where a person thinks they are something they are not.
They try to hard to be good, but they really can't.
Luminous Pink Belts and skinny Fit Jeans with an extremely tight "retro" T-shirt are a few characteristics to look out for.
They would normally carry a "SpongeBob Square Pants" rucksack, and have kids toys.
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pretending you know nothing about what someone is talkin about.
sue: hey what is going on wit ur bf sara?
amy: i have no idea what your talking about
sue: don't act brand new- i know she talks to you about everything- whats up?
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