Santa Tits

Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there."

Saira: "She should have worn a bigger bra!"

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triangle tits

pointy man-boobs; the kind one gets due to eating to many stuffed crepes at Ihop or munching on the leftover fried tidbits from a Long John Silver's fryer.

Joe: Whoa! What's that sticking out of John's shirt?

Kyle: Oh you mean the pointy man-boobs? Those are his triangle tits. They really compliment is square ass, don't they?

Joe: You know, you're right! Maybe he should wear a bra or something though.

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That's So Tit

An expression used to describe something that is awesome, formidable, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by "Bros" at University of Rhode Island.

Damn you are looking extra "That's So Tit" tonight!
I can't believe that I received an A on that exam, "Thats So Tit"!

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stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

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tit head

Someone that is very ignorant and does not care about others

Stop being such a tit head and just listen to the man!

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tit diggles

Can be used to describe anything that is truly awesome

Yo man, this new pumpkin lager is the fuckin tit diggles; I finally saw that movie....it was the tit diggles.

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tits on a cheetah

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.

On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

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