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When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
Phrase used by Colin when he doesn’t know what else to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: do you know why there is butter all over my printer
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.
When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore
Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12