Random
Source Code
Random
A phrase used by a friend of mine. Usually used in a sarcastic or apathetic manner to be humorous.
Guy: Dude, my car just exploded!
Guy 2: I'm not too worried about it...
26👍 13👎
A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
20👍 10👎
Too Much Coffee Man is the single greatest super-hero of our time!
10👍 3👎
A specific fit of laughter brought on by nothing in particular whereby the one laughing, when asked, "What the hell is so funny?" can only reply, "TOO...MUCH...SUGAR!!!" through his or her teary uproar.
"Oh god, Tim's having another Too-Much-Sugar Moment...look at those tears streaming down his face!"
7👍 2👎
Too Big Penis syndrome A.k.a. the TBP-syndrome.
A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.
The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!
Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!
May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!
Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.
Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
-...and he wants to hang out but then ignores me half the time?!
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.
54👍 33👎
Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.
Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
10👍 5👎
It means to have 1 more of something than infinity.
Krisalyn_Le: IS NOT
xjennyalotx: IS TOO
Krisalyn_Le: IS NOT INFINITY
Krisalyn_Le: Haha, me win
xjennyalotx: IS TOO INFINITY PLUS 1
14👍 7👎