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Man, I met this chick last night and she gave me the Triple H
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Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.
After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.
The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.
"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"
The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
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The act of kicking a student out of the Clinton Hall Day Room for three or more days. One can be tripled by either:
a) throwing a couch pillow at another person.
b) offensive language in front of a dorm authority
c) disobeying the man code
d) irresponsible conduct
e) fighting in the josh-a-dome.
f) spooning/cuddling with eachother
When you're tripled, you lose all access rights to the Day Room and are forced to live on your own during your free blocks/periods during school elsewhere.
When Tony and Gavin were spooning, Lois came down and tripled their asses and they were forced to live in Freeman Hall.
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A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.
Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.
Cop: You're proud of that?
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To The Toilet
a word used when you don't have enough time to say the full un abreiviated version or you'll soil yourself
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