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Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said πŸ”₯ πŸƒ ♂️ anyways you should really read it

Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

by tzu.bubbles July 16, 2021

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 27, 2022

13πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

by Lizzeh && Ninja July 2, 2006

31πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


there is so many i could say, heΒ΄s everthing under the sun

most hated man

bin laden

by gavin November 6, 2003

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


(Bus company) operates one bus route via (station) station, under contract to Transport for NSW.

The consistent style across NSW stations in Wikipedia.

(Bus company) operates one bus route via (station) station, under contract to Transport for NSW. is on Wikipedia.

by OfficeMS October 22, 2023

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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

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